Penultimate chocolate cake

Penultimate chocolate cake

Because the quest for the ultimate chocolate cake will never be over. This is a lot of work, with a lot of steps and an unusual ingredient. You can substitute ingredients, leave some ingredients out, measure by volume instead of weight, or skip some of the steps, but the result will not be this cake. If you want to use gmo-free sugar substitute, fair-trade stone ground oat flour, and vegan cage-free non-dairy buttermilk and bake it in a loaf pan, you’re on your own: too much science for me to attempt those kinds of suggestions. Or maybe just make another cake. If you have a digital scale, it’s likely just as easy to measure your ingredients in grams as ounces. This is adapted from ChefSteps Ultimate Chocolate Cake and makes three big layers. ChefSteps says to use 3 springform pans, but I don’t have 3 springform pans because I don’t like cheesecake, so I used my Nordicware layer cake pans (mine aren’t non-stick, because I don’t trust non-stick cake pans, and this cake is way too much work to have it stick to the pans) which worked great because they have straight, tall sides and are heavy. Out of all of my many cake pans, these are my favorite. I got mine off the shelf at Walmart, for about half the price they are on Amazon. ChefSteps also gives a specific weight of batter for each pan, which leaves some batter left over. But I evenly divided all the batter (by weight) between the 3 pans, and the layers came out tall and just about perfect. Just be sure to adequately prepare the pans, and use parchment paper as described below. Not a bit of the cake stuck to the pans. For a quick and easy chocolate cake, with almost no dishes to wash, try Wacky Cake. Go to the recipe. Preheat oven. oven temp-5016 Prepare the pans. pans-5048 Measure (weigh) the ingredients. scale-5019 Including this stuff, with the dry ingredients. GMS-5022 dry unmixed-5024 Whisk all the dry ingredients together. dry mixed-5028 Then sift the dry ingredients into another bowl. I have a very nice flour sifter, but this method is faster. You will be washing a lot of dishes. dry sifted-5030 Add all the wet ingredients (except the boiling water) to the mixer bowl. wet unmixed-5036 Mix on low until it’s a uniform color. wet mixing-5042 Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients one large spoonful at a time, mixing on low. Then slowly pour the boiling water into the wet ingredients, with the mixer still on low. pouring water-5052 Divide the batter into the three pans and place on middle rack of oven. in oven-5057 While the cake is baking, make the syrup. Mix up the sugar and water, then microwave until boiling. When It’s room temperature, add the alcohol. syrup-5061 Back to the cake. Bake until a toothpick comes out clean, when the layers measure 205°. This is quite a load for a home oven, so they might not all be done at the same time. Whack the layers on the counter. The layers don’t fall (they came out of the oven like this), it just helps release any air pockets. That small hole near the middle is from the thermometer. baked-5063 After the layers have completely cooled, take the layers out of the pans and remove the parchment paper. The cake is very soft, so be gentle. out of pan-5069 Brush the layers with the by-now room-temperature syrup. w syrup-5076 This was a test run, and dinner was about ready, so I had to hurry to get the cake frosted – no time for more pictures. If I’d had more time, I would have brushed on the syrup, then wrapped each layer with plastic wrap and frozen them for about a day before frosting. Much easier and way less messier to frost frozen cake, and it gives the cake a chance to settle into itself for a richer flavor. In general I’m not a fan of chocolate frosting on chocolate cake, so this is buttercream. Childhood issues have left me incapable of leaving frosting white, and while choosing a color I realized I had yet to open the teal coloring, hence: Choc cake slice-5100

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Penultimate Chocolate Cake

Deep, rich, moist, big. A proper chocolate cake.
Course cake
Keyword cake, chocolate cake, chocolate, dessert, layer cake
Prep Time 2 hours
Cook Time 40 minutes
Total Time 2 hours 40 minutes

Ingredients

Cake

Dry stuff

  • 620 grams sugar
  • 420 grams cake flour
  • 130 grams Dutch-process cocoa powder
  • 10 grams salt
  • 15 grams baking soda
  • 11 grams glycerol monostearate mine came from Amazon, optional, but makes a difference (it acts as an emulsifier)


Wet stuff:

  • 340 grams buttermilk
  • 340 grams canola oil
  • 3 eggs
  • 25 grams vanilla extract

and (but don't mix with other wet ingredients yet)

  • 340 grams boiling water

Syrup:

  • 200 grams sugar
  • 100 grams water
  • 50 grams vodka or any other alcohol you prefer (or, if you must, water)

Instructions

Prepare the pans

  1. Grease and flour the pans, or spray with Baker's Joy or the equivalent.
  2. Cut parchment paper to fit the bottom of the pans.
  3. Grease and flour, or spray, the parchment paper in the bottom of the pans.

Cake

Dry stuff

  1. Whisk the dry ingredients in a large bowl
  2. Sift those whisked-together dry ingredients into another bowl.

Wet stuff

  1. Combine all the wet ingredients, except the water, in the mixer bowl.
  2. Mix the wet ingredients on low speed until they reach a consistent, uniform color.

Mix it all together

  1. With mixer on low speed, add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients a handful (big spoon) at a time.
  2. Mix just until the ingredients are combined and the batter is a uniform color.
  3. Boil the water.
  4. With mixer on low, slowly pour the boiling water (so you don't cook the batter) into the mixer bowl. The final batter will be thin.

Fill the pans

  1. Weigh the batter, divide by three, then pour equal amounts into the prepared pans. Or, if your spatial intelligence is better than mine, eyeball it.

Bake the layers

Most ovens will probably be too small to bake all three layers at once.

  1. Place pans on center rack of preheated oven and bake for about 40 minutes. ChefSteps says the cakes are done when they reach an internal temperature of 205°. I use a thermometer, but a toothpick that comes out clean is a reliable test.

While the cakes are baking, make the syrup

  1. Bring the sugar and water to a boil.
  2. After it's boiled, let it sit on the counter until the cake layers are ready.
  3. When the syrup is room temperature, stir in the alcohol (if you add when the syrup is hot, the alcohol will cook out, and we certainly don't want that).

When the cakes are done

  1. Remove from oven and slam on the counter to get rid of air bubbles in the cake. Don't be afraid.
  2. Allow cakes to cool completely before removing from pan.
  3. Working one layer at a time, flip the layer onto a plate or cardboard cake round.
  4. Remove the parchment paper stuck to the layer.
  5. Brush the layer with the syrup.
  6. Frost the layer with whatever frosting you want.
  7. Start over with the next layer, until all three layers are stacked on top of each other.
  8. Finish frosting the cake.

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Peanut butter buttercream frosting

Peanut butter buttercream frosting

Light and fluffy. The only kind of peanut butter I buy is Adams, the kind that’s just peanuts and salt. But for this, I didn’t want the oil to separate out, so I used Skippy.

Go here for regular buttercream frosting.

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Put the butter and peanut butter in the mixer bowl.

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Cream together.

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Add the powdered sugar and mix together.

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Add the vanilla and cream and mix together.

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Mix on high for about 3 minutes, until light and fluffy.

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Peanut butter buttercream frosting

Light, fluffy frosting that's not too peanut-y. Good for cake filing when you want just a peanut butter accent.
Course frosting
Keyword fronsting,peanut butter,buttercream
Prep Time 10 minutes
Total Time 10 minutes

Ingredients

  • 1 cup peanut butter
  • 1 cup butter room temperature
  • 3 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 3 tablespoons heavy cream whipping cream, not whipped

Instructions

  1. Cream peanut butter and butter together.
  2. Add powdered sugar and mix together.
  3. Add vanilla and cream.
  4. Mix together until blended, then mix on higher speed for about 3 minutes, until it's light and fluffy.

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Chocolate Bundt Cake

Rich and moist and delicious.

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Chocolate Bundt Cake

Course Dessert
Prep Time 30 minutes
Cook Time 45 minutes
Total Time 1 hour 15 minutes

Ingredients

Cake

  • 1 cup butter
  • 1/3 cup cocoa powder
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup water
  • 2 cups flour
  • 1-3/4 cup sugar
  • 1-1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1/2 cup sour cream
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla

Glaze

  • 4 oz dark chocolate chopped
  • 1-1/2 tablespoons corn syrup
  • 1/2 cup whipping cream not whipped (can substitute Amaretto for some of the cream)
  • 1-1/2 tablespoons sugar

Instructions

Cake

  1. Heat oven to 350°
  2. Combine butter, cocoa powder, salt, and water in a microwave-safe bowl or small pan.
  3. Heat on low power just until melted.
  4. Set aside to cool for a while.
  1. In mixing bowl, add flour, sugar, and baking soda.
  2. Mix together until ingredients are evenly distributed.
  3. Add cooled melted-butter mixture.
  4. Mix until blended.
  5. Add eggs, one at a time, until well-blended and no lumps remain.
  6. Mix in sour cream and vanilla until completely blended.
  7. Spray a bundt pan with Baker's Joy or similar. Or, grease and flour pan, being sure to get every nook and cranny well-greased and well-floured.
  8. Pour batter into prepared pan.
  9. Bake for 40–45 minutes, or until toothpick inserted in center of cake comes out clean.
  10. Let cake cool in pan for about 15 minutes.
  11. Invert cake pan onto rack and gently remove pan.
  12. Let cake cool completely before glazing.

Glaze

  1. Place chopped chocolate and corn syrup in small bowl.
  2. Microwave on low until chocolate is just melted.
  3. Combine whipping cream and sugar in small bowl.
  4. Microwave until whipping cream is hot and the sugar is melted.
  5. Pour the milk mixture into the chocolate mixture.
  6. Stir until smooth.
  7. Drizzle glaze over cake

 

I used this bundt pan (unaffiliated link), with four different glazes:
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This has a total capacity of 8 cups, 2 cups in each mold. You will have extra cake batter with this pan.

Glazes
I didn’t measure anything other than the chocolate glaze from this recipe, but here’s what I did for the others:
Orange glaze:
  • melt 2 tablespoons butter
  • squeeze about a quarter of an orange worth of juice into the melted butter
  • add orange zest from the quarter orange
  • add powdered sugar and stir
  • check the consistency: too thin, add more powdered sugar; too thick, add more orange juice
Peanut butter glaze:
  • melt 2 tablespoons butter
  • stir in about 4 tablespoons of real peanut butter, the kind with just peanuts and salt: if you use Skippy or Jif, please don’t tell anyone where you got this recipe
  • add powdered sugar and mix together
  • pour in a little milk
  • check the consistency: too thin, add more powdered sugar; too thick, add more milk
  • sprinkle chopped chocolate on top of the glaze before it hardens
Vanilla glaze:
  • melt 2 tablespoons butter
  • add powdered sugar and mix together
  • pour in a little milk
  • add about a teaspoon of vanilla
  • check the consistency: too thin, add more powdered sugar; too thick, add more milk
I found the cake recipe here, where you’ll see good photos of the cake, and they found it here. It tastes like it looks, and you won’t be disappointed.

Brownies

 

There is no reason, ever, to make brownies from a box. This  recipe is based on the super-simple, one-bowl brownies that has been on the back of the Baker’s unsweetened chocolate box for years. Every time I use a different recipe, I wish I hadn’t and swear to use only this recipe from then on. Until I’m seduced by a new recipe that is always more complicated, because complexity must mean better. But it never does when talking about brownies.

These are fudgy. If you like cake-like brownies, I am of no help to you.

By the way, if you’re wondering why you now get half as much Baker’s baking chocolate for lots more than half the price, here’s your answer. And here. Sounds like the tobacco companies have loaned their PR people to Kraft.

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Brownies

The recipe on the Baker's chocolate box says to make these in a 9" x 13" pan, which makes them too thin for my tastes, but I never add nuts, which would add a little volume to the pan. While I understand that some people like nuts in their brownies, I consider that to be a character flaw. I double the recipe and bake in an 11" x 15" pan. If I were making a single batch, I'd use a 9" x 9" pan.

Ingredients

  • 4 oz unsweetened chocolate bar, not cocoa
  • 3/4 cup butter
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 3 eggs or 4, to make them extra fudgy – I use 7 for a double batch
  • 1 tsp. vanilla I use 2
  • 1 cup flour
  • 1/2 tsp. salt
  • 1 cup nuts optional

Instructions

  1. Spray whatever size pan you've decided on with no-stick cooking spray.
  2. Place the butter and chocolate in a large microwave-safe bowl (I use an 8-cup Pyrex measuring cup).
  3. Microwave on high for 2 minutes.
  4. Stir until the chocolate is melted. You may need to microwave for a little longer.
  5. Stir in sugar.
  6. Blend in eggs and vanilla until combined.
  7. Add flour and salt.
  8. Mix well.
  9. Stir in nuts if you are so inclined.
  10. Spread evenly in the pan.
  11. Bake in 350° oven (325° if you're using a glass pan), for about 30 – 35 minutes, just until a toothpick poked in the middle comes out with a few crumbs stuck to it.

Of course that is frosting on the brownies.

Buttercream Frosting

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Buttercream Frosting

Good, basic buttercream fosting.
Course Dessert
Prep Time 10 minutes
Total Time 10 minutes

Ingredients

  • 1 pound powdered sugar about 4-1/2 cups
  • 1 cup butter softened
  • dash salt
  • 1 tablespoon vanilla
  • 1 – 2 tablespoons milk or cream cream is better

Instructions

  1. Cream butter, sugar, and salt together until smooth and well-combined.

  2. Add vanilla and milk (or cream) and beat until smooth.

  3. If you're going to add food coloring (and why wouldn't you?), add it now and beat until evenly colored.

  4. If too stiff, add more milk. If too runny, add more powdered sugar.
  5. Beat on medium high for a few minutes until light and fluffy.

Recipe Notes

You can vary the flavor. Good with a little almond extract with the vanilla.