Years ago I was walking through the living room and saw a big guy making macaroni salad on a Food Network show. He had quite the expansive personality, so I stopped to watch and then searched for the recipe. The original (I’ve modified it quite a bit), which rates 5 out of 5 stars from dozens of users, is here.
This is a sturdy, utilitarian macaroni salad so there’s no point in trying to fancy it up by using different pasta shapes. Ditalini is the perfect combination of size and thickness. Best if started the day ahead, or even two days ahead: Day one, make the salad and dressing. Let each sit in the refrigerator, separately, overnight. Day two, combine the salad with the dressing and let sit in the refrigerator overnight so the flavors meld. Day three: serve. There is no more popular salad at a high school graduation party. I’ve had the same kids ask me to bring it to their college graduation parties.
For the cheese and salami (I rarely add the salami), have the deli slice it about 1/4″ thick, which will make dicing a breeze. I asked a woman (about 60 years old) behind the deli counter if she could slice the cheese 1/4″ thick. She cut a slice about the thickness of a Kraft American Cheese single and asked if that was okay. I said how about a little thicker, about a quarter-inch thick, please? She changed the dial on the slicer and produced another slice half again as thick. How about this? Well, not quite; how about closer to a quarter-inch thick? Please? She had apparently had had enough of the likes of me: “I don’t know what that is.”
Drain the pasta, then rinse in cold water, drain again.
While the pasta is cooking, start chopping and dicing the rest of the salad ingredients.
Have the deli slice the cheese and salami about 1/4″ thick, which will make your dicing easier and more uniform.
Combine the vegetables and cheese .
Add the macaroni and mix together.
Make the salad dressing. If you have time, do this the day before to allow the flavors to combine.
Dump all the ingredients in a bowl and mix together.
Pour dressing over salad ingredients and mix together.
There’s a lot going on in this salad, so it’s best to let the salad sit for at least a few hours (overnight is best) in the refrigerator so the many flavors meld. You can make this a few days ahead.
Sturdy macaroni salad bursting with flavor. Great for picnics and potlucks.
Prep Time45minutes
Total Time45minutes
Ingredients
Salad
16ozuncooked ditalini pastaabout 4 cups (sometimes difficult to find; if so, use elbow macaroni or something similarily small and sturdy)
1cupcelerydiced
1/2cupred oniondiced
1/2cupyellow sweet oniondiced
1cupmedium cheddar cheeseabout 6 oz. (diced)
1cupSwiss cheeseabout 6 oz. (diced)
1/2cupParmesan cheesegrated
1cuppickles – dill or sweetyou decide (diced)
1cupsalamiabout 5 oz. (diced)
Dressing
1cupmayonnaise
1/2cupsour cream
a few small squirts cheap yellow mustard
splash hot pepper sauce
2tspgarlic powder
1tblsp minced garlic
1/2tspcelery seed
1tspsaltto taste
2tsphorseradish
1/2tspwhite pepper
dash cayenne pepperor to taste
1/2tspdried mustard
Instructions
Salad
Boil macaroni until al dente, about 9 minutes (don't overcook or you'll have Macaroni Mush).
Rinse macaroni until cool and drain well. *
To pasta, gently fold in rest of salad ingredients (not salad dressing).
Refrigerate uncovered mixture overnight (not critical, but you want the mixture to be dry).
Dressing
Combine dressing ingredients.
Pour dressing over salad ingredients and mix well.
Chill for at least an hour, preferably longer, to allow flavors to mingle. Better if chilled overnight.
Recipe Notes
* I read a tip somewhere to, after draining and cooling the pasta, add some milk to it and let it sit for a bit. The pasta will absorb the milk (I've always just dumped and never measured, and am surprised at how much soaks in). With the pasta somewhat saturated, the dressing is more likely to coat the pasta instead of being absorbed into it as much. It seems to make the salad taste more well-rounded, with no slightly metallic taste that is sometimes present in pasta salad as a result of the acidic ingredients being sucked into the cooked pasta in disproportionate amounts.
Great for a light summer meal. Best if you let it rest for a few hours in the refrigerator before serving.
Prep Time30minutes
Total Time30minutes
Ingredients
Salad
6ozdry corkscrew pastacooked, rinsed, and cooled (Or any sturdy kind with lots of nooks for dressing to adhere to.)
2cupscooled cubed cooked chickenOr, if alliteration isn't a concern of yours, turkey. Can also leave this out, just use more pasta.
1/2cupchopped onion
1cupdiced cucumber
1/2cupdiced celery
1cupgrapeshalved
olivesSliced, if you like. I don't, so no olives in any salad I make.
Garnish
cashewschopped
lettucechopped or sliced
cherry tomatoeshalved
Dressing best way
1/3cupolive oil
1/3cupapple cider vinegar
2tablespoonslemon juice
1/2cupmayonnaise
1tablespoonprepared mustardWhatever kind you prefer, but cheap yellow mustard makes it taste a bit bitter; I use deli or brown mustard; many like Dijon here.
2tablespoonsgrated Parmesan or Romano cheese
1teaspoonsugar
1-1/2teaspoonsalt
1/2teaspoonground black pepper
1/2teaspooncrushed garlic or 1/4 teaspoon powdered garlic
splash hot pepper sauce
Dressing easier-but-still-good way
1/2cupbottled Italian salad dressingBecause it's half the dressing, the kind you use will significantly influence the flavor.
1/2cupmayonnaise
2tablespoonslemon juice
1tablespoonprepared mustardWhatever kind you prefer, but cheap yellow mustard makes it taste a bit bitter; I use deli or brown mustard; many like Dijon here.
1/2tsplemon pepper
1/2tspsalt
splash hot pepper sauce
Instructions
Salad
Mix all the salad ingredients in a bowl.
Dressing
Blend the dressing ingredients well.
Assembly
Fold the dressing into the salad, using only as much as you like. Keep in mind, the chicken and pasta will soak up a lot of dressing, so if you use too little, the salad will end up dry after sitting for a while. There will be dressing left to add to the salad later if necessary.
Also makes a good appetizer if you use whole baby carrots. Another recipe adapted from a recipe in the 1995 Neiman Marcus No Jacket Required cookbook. Make this the day before so the flavors meld.