Super simple with ingredients you probably have on hand. If you don’t have capers, skip them.
Dump all of the ingredients into a mixing bowl.
Mix together well.
Serve with fish sticks (my favorite meat) at your next fancy dinner party. If you want to maintain a monochromatic theme, you’ll have to skip the only healthy part of this meal.
A guy I used to work with came up with the basis for this recipe one day. He was a good cook and seemed to create it as he was writing it down for me. Years later I was perusing The Joy of Cooking and found the recipe he claimed to have invented. We added the wine, butter, and flour.
If you’re looking for a creamy sauce, this is not it. The sauce in the photo was made with whole (they’re small) fresh clams (so none of the juice from the cans of clams). Captain OCD steamed some of the clams and made garlic butter to dip them in for an appetizer, then used what was left of the garlic butter (you can be sure he left no steamers) and more flour to make more of a sauce than this recipe makes. You might have guessed that he’s a fan of parsley.
This is modified from an old Time Life Books “Foods of the World” series. It’s not bright red like you’ll get in a lot of Chinese restaurants (it’s kind of a golden-caramel color), but it tastes better, is not full of unpronounceable ingredients, and is not as gelatinous. Add a little red food coloring if you like.
Tangy and sweet, often requested by anyone who has tasted it before.
Course
sauce
Prep Time10minutes
Cook Time12minutes
Total Time22minutes
Ingredients
1cupbrown sugar
1cupapple-cider vinegar
4eggsslightly beaten
3tablespoonsmustardany kind you like: the type of mustard has a big influence on the taste. Cheap yellow mustard tends to make it a bit caustic-tasting
1tablespoonflour
12ozcurrent jelly
Instructions
Combine brown sugar, vinegar, and slightly beaten eggs in a microwave-safe bowl. Make sure there's enough room in the bowl for the mixture to boil up: at least double the volume.
Combine the mustard with the flour and stir out any lumps.
Pour a little of the liquid mixture into the mustard and flour.
Stir mustard, flour, and liquid until paste-like, with no lumps.
Add lump-less mustard-flour mixture to the remaining liquid mixture and stir well.
Stir in the current jelly. The jelly chunks will go away as it cooks.
Microwave on high, stirring every minute or so, until thick: 5–10 minutes, depending on your microwave.
Recipe Notes
You can, of course, make this on the stove. You'll have to stir constantly to prevent scorching the sauce, which is why I use the microwave for everything possible that requires constant stirring.
This is often mistaken for gravy by guests. Next time, I will put a sign by the bowl stating that it is not a good complement to potatoes.